May 2012
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are...
A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
When you're trying to make a funny face but still...
laugh-addict:
Expectations:
Reality:
You will laugh out loud!
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
